Auditions – Habeas Corpus

Habeas Corpus by Alan Bennett

Auditions – Thurs. 26th 7.30pm to 9.00pm and Sunday 29th 19.30am to 11.45am

Production dates: 12th to 15th September

Cast: 6m, 5f

Synopsis:
The action takes place in and around the Wicksteeds’ house in Hove, on the south coast of England.

Mrs Swabb, who combines the functions of cleaner and all-knowing Fate, introduces the main characters. Wicksteed is 53, has an eye for the ladies and lacks ambition; his wife, Muriel, is a more assertive figure; their son, Dennis, is a wimpish hypochondriac, frustrated at his lack of a girlfriend; Connie is a flat-chested spinster who secretly longs to be sexually alluring; Sir Percy Shorter, President of the British Medical Association, was once Muriel’s sweetheart and he bears a grudge against Wicksteed for cutting him out; Lady Rumpers is a returning expatriate, concerned for the purity of her beautiful daughter Felicity; Canon Throbbing is anxious to abandon his celibate state, which he finds a strain to keep up.[7]

Meeting Felicity for the first time, Wicksteed is instantly consumed with lust for her, and attempts to arrange a tête-à-tête. Muriel finds her old feelings for Shorter rekindled and she too plots a rendezvous. A parcel arrives for Connie: it contains a pair of false breasts. Felicity makes a pass at Dennis and they go off together. Mr Shanks, the fitter from the false-breast manufacturer, arrives and mistaking Muriel for his client rhapsodises about and handles her substantial bust, until realising his mistake. Muriel, aroused to a predatory frenzy, pursues Shanks until interrupted by the arrival of Shorter, who misreading the situation injects Shanks with a powerful tranquilliser. Connie has put on her padded breasts, which make her feel suddenly attractive and confident to the point of brazenness. She mistakes Shorter for the fitter, and invites him to handle her bust. He is aroused and is discovered trouserless by Canon Throbbing, whom he attempts to tranquilise, pursuing him offstage with a hypodermic. Dennis and Felicity declare their intention to marry, but he is sent away by Wicksteed, who then attempts to seduce Felicity. Shorter catches him in the act and threatens to have him disciplined and barred from medical practice. Muriel joins in the denunciation and the uproar is increased by a suicide attempt by Wicksteed’s patient Mr Purdue, who is trying to hang himself as Lady Rumpers enters.

Act Two continues the action from the same point. Lady Rumpers removes Felicity, Muriel tells Wicksteed to leave the family home, Throbbing and Shorter argue about which of them is to marry Connie until she enters without her prominent false bust, at which Shorter renounces her. Muriel relents and allows Wicksteed to remain, provided he resumes his long-neglected conjugal duties. Shanks comes round from the tranquiliser administered by Shorter and denounces Muriel as a sex-maniac. Wicksteed tells her that it is now she who must leave the family home. Lady Rumpers arrives to remove Felicity, who has returned to find Dennis. It emerges that Felicity has just had sex with Dennis. She finds him repulsive, and has agreed to marry him only because she is already pregnant, wants an official father for her child, and has been led to believe that Dennis has a fatal illness that will soon leave her as a widow. Lady Rumpers is aghast and reveals that history is repeating itself: she was seduced when young and made a marriage of convenience to give Felicity a legal father. Shorter makes a casual comment that leads to the discovery that he was the seducer and is Felicity’s father. Wicksteed, having the upper hand, forces Shorter to back down over his disciplinary threat. It emerges that Dennis’s imagined fatal illness is real, and Felicity agrees to go ahead with the marriage. Throbbing and Connie also pair off, and Wicksteed is left alone to reflect on the transience of human life and the importance of seizing sexual opportunities whenever possible: “He whose lust lasts, lasts longest”. The stage goes dark; a spotlight plays on Wicksteed, who “dances alone in the spotlight until he can dance no more.”[

For more information, please contact the Director, Val Greaves.

GREAT EXPLOSION – SECOND AUDITION

This Sunday afternoon’s auditions for The Great Explosion were attended by some very good actors who are all committed to the project, but we do need a larger cast for the production to go ahead.

A second audition will therefore take place on Wednesday this week – 22 February, at 7.30 at The Arden – for those who would like to rally round and ensure we have a worthy production to mark this memorable event.

Do contact the show’s director, Huw Jones, with any queries or comments : 01795 890538 or mansel@waitrose.com – or, of course, via FB message.

Audition Notice: The Great Explosion

The next Arden Theatre Faversham’s production is the world premiere of a new play by BBC journalist Julien Cousins and local theatre director Huw Jones. “The Great Explosion” recounts the story of the devastating munitions factory explosion of April 1916, when over 100 people lost their lives.  This play uses some of the inquest transcript –  kept secret until now.

The play is designed as an ensemble piece for 10-12 performers, who each multi-role a variety of characters.  Each scene flows seamlessly into the next, with minimal use of props and set.  The filmic quality of the piece – with short scenes and a fluid time-line – makes for a fast-paced whole, which both tells the story and explores some of the key characters of this real-life drama.

Rehearsals will begin at the end of February.

Performances are Wednesday 26 to Saturday 29 April.


All – whether Arden members or no – are warmly invited to audition to join the cast on

SUNDAY 19 FEBRUARY AT 2.30

at The Arden Theatre

Lesley Smith Drive, Faversham, ME13 8PW

For more information, feel free to contact director Huw Jones:

01795 890538

mansel@waitrose.com